| me: | oh, there goes the ball |
| me: | along with all the fucks I give |
when someone yells STOP i never know if its in the name of love, or if its hammertime
(via freehugs4adollar)
what’s up with those mid-sized towels? they’re too big to be hand towels and too small to be bath towels but we still have like 50 of them?? I do not understand.
(via whatthebish)
i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin
(via slenclerman)